YA vam ne ved'ma!

YA — obychnaya kupecheskaya dochka, razve chto chut' pobogache prochih, i babka po papen'kinoy linii u menya ved'ma. Dumala, moya zhizn' raspisana na gody vpered: zamuzhestvo, rozhdenie detey i dalee po spisku. I ya hotela takoy zhizni. No kogda nashla zheniha, teten'ka vzbelenilas' i ustroila tak, chtoby ya poekhala v Akademiyu Vedovstva i CHarodeystva. A eto ee mechta, a ne moya! Nu ladno, otuchilas' by chetyre goda spokoyno i vernulas' domoy k papen'ke. No menya potyanulo na dobrye dela, tak chto teper' u menya v famil'yarah ochen' protivnyy i zhutko neblagodarnyy gorbun (ya ego, mezhdu prochim, ot vechnogo rabstva spasla!), a s nim v komplekte — uyma problem. Hotela spokoynoy zhizni? Aga, razbezhalas'! Sploshnye priklyucheniya!