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What to Expect When Your Wife is Expanding - A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not

Thomas Hill

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5 hours 2 minutes
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From the publisher

In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the bestseller What to Expect When You're Expecting.
The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next.
With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife-the main role of expectant dads-he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many, and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance.
New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:
The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife
Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!
Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes
What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!
Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!)
Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hash tags.
Cloth diapers: The debate is back!
From the publisher
In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the bestseller What to Expect When You're Expecting.
The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next.
With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife-the main role of expectant dads-he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many, and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance.
New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:
The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife
Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!
Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes
What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!
Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!)
Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hash tags.
Cloth diapers: The debate is back!

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Release date
02/08/2020

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